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- Gorden Kaye ... René Artois (85 episodes, 1982-1992)
- Carmen Silvera ... Edith Artois (85 episodes, 1982-1992)
- Vicki Michelle ... Yvette Carte-Blanche (85 episodes, 1982-1992)
- Richard Marner ... Colonel Kurt von Strohm (85 episodes, 1982-1992)
- Kim Hartman ... Private Helga Geerhart / ... (85 episodes, 1982-1992)
- Guy Siner ... Lieutenant Hubert Gruber (85 episodes, 1982-1992)
- Kirsten Cooke ... Michelle Dubois (82 episodes, 1982-1992)
- Richard Gibson ... Herr Otto Flick (79 episodes, 1982-1992)
- Rose Hill ... Madame Fanny (78 episodes, 1982-1992)
- Arthur Bostrom ... Officer Crabtree (74 episodes, 1985-1992)
- John D. Collins ... Flying Officer Fairfax (64 episodes, 1982-1992)
- Nicholas Frankau ... Flying Officer Carstairs (64 episodes, 1982-1992)
- Louis Mansi ... Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen (63 episodes, 1985-1992)
- Sue Hodge ... Mimi Labonq (62 episodes, 1987-1992)
- Kenneth Connor ... Monsieur Alfonse (62 episodes, 1984-1992)
- Hilary Minster ... General Erich von Klinkerhoffen (59 episodes, 1984-1992)
- Jack Haig ... Roger Leclerc (51 episodes, 1982-1989)
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Season 1
Season 1, Episode 0: The British Are Comingpart 1 , part 2 , part 3Original Air Date—30 December 1982 |
Season 1, Episode 1: The Fallen MadonnaOriginal Air Date—14 September 1984Colonel Von Strohm wants to hand René over to the Gestapo along with the painting of the fallen Madonna with the big boobies by Van Klomp to get rid of Herr Flick, but René convinces them that it would be a better idea to try to forge the painting, give that to the Gestapo and split the money from the painting after the war. Captain Hans finds out that putting cheese in one's ears improves the sound of madame Edith's singing. |
Season 1, Episode 2: Pigeon PostOriginal Air Date—21 September 1984 |
Season 1, Episode 3: Saville Row to the RescueOriginal Air Date—28 September 1984 |
Season 1, Episode 4: The ExecutionOriginal Air Date—5 October 1984 |
Season 1, Episode 5: The FuneralOriginal Air Date—12 October 1984 |
Season 1, Episode 6: Red Nick's ColonelOriginal Air Date—19 October 1984 |
Season 1, Episode 7: The Dance of the Hitler YouthOriginal Air Date—26 October 1984 |
Season 2
Season 2, Episode 1: Six Big BoobiesOriginal Air Date—21 October 1985 |
Season 2, Episode 2: The Wooing of Widow ArtoisOriginal Air Date—28 October 1985Because Hitler wants the painting, Herr Flick orders René to hide the painting, that's concealed in a sausage, in his kitchen. |
Season 2, Episode 3: The Policeman ComethOriginal Air Date—4 November 1985 |
Season 2, Episode 4: Swiftly and with StyleOriginal Air Date—11 November 1985 |
Season 2, Episode 5: The DuelOriginal Air Date—18 November 1985 |
Season 2, Episode 6: Herr Flick's RevengeOriginal Air Date—25 November 1985 |
Season 2, Episode 7: The Gâteau from the ChâteauOriginal Air Date—26 December 1985 |
Season 3
Season 3, Episode 1: The Nicked KnockwurstOriginal Air Date—5 December 1986 |
Season 3, Episode 2: Gruber Does Some MincingOriginal Air Date—12 December 1986 |
Season 3, Episode 3: The Sausage in the WardrobeOriginal Air Date—19 December 1986 |
Season 3, Episode 4: Flight of FancyOriginal Air Date—26 December 1986 |
Season 3, Episode 5: Pretty Maids All in a RowOriginal Air Date—2 January 1987 |
Season 3, Episode 6: The Great Un-EscapeOriginal Air Date—9 January 1987 |
Season 4
Season 4, Episode 1: Hans Goes Over the TopOriginal Air Date—7 November 1987 |
Season 4, Episode 2: Camp DanceOriginal Air Date—14 November 1987 |
Season 4, Episode 3: Good Staff Are Hard to FindOriginal Air Date—21 November 1987 |
Season 4, Episode 4: The Flying NunOriginal Air Date—28 November 1987 |
Season 4, Episode 5: The Sausage in the TrousersOriginal Air Date—5 December 1987 |
Season 4, Episode 6: The Jet-Propelled Mother-In-LawOriginal Air Date—12 December 1987 |
Season 5
Season 5, Episode 1: Desperate Doings in the DungeonOriginal Air Date—3 September 1988 |
Season 5, Episode 2: The Camera in the PotatoOriginal Air Date—10 September 1988 |
Season 5, Episode 3: Criminal Developments (aka Dinner with the General)Original Air Date—17 September 1988 |
Season 5, Episode 4: Return of the PaintingsOriginal Air Date—24 September 1988 |
Season 5, Episode 5: Enter DeniseOriginal Air Date—1 October 1988While René is told he'll marry Denise Laroque, the British airmen try to surrender to the Germans. |
Season 5, Episode 6: A Marriage of InconvenienceOriginal Air Date—8 October 1988 |
Season 5, Episode 7: Post-Matrimonial DepressionOriginal Air Date—15 October 1988René hasn't married Denise and now tries to find a place to hide because he fears Denise wants to kill him. |
Season 5, Episode 8: The Long Distance DuckOriginal Air Date—22 October 1988 |
Season 5, Episode 9: The Generals' ConferenceOriginal Air Date—29 October 1988 |
Season 5, Episode 10: Michelle's Secret LoveOriginal Air Date—5 November 1988General Von Klinkerhoffen tells Von Strohm and Gruber to catch and kill René for trying to poison a group of high German generals. |
Season 5, Episode 11: The British InvasionOriginal Air Date—12 November 1988German generals plan to meet at the café disguised as onion sellers. So does a new group of shot down British airmen. |
Season 5, Episode 12: Parade of PramsOriginal Air Date—19 November 1988Colonel Von Strohm and Gruber tell René to steal the paintings from the headquarters of the Communist Resistance. |
Season 5, Episode 13: The Bank JobOriginal Air Date—26 November 1988In order to free Von Strohm, Gruber, Bertorelli (and Mimi and the paintings), René and the others have to rob a bank to pay ransom to the communists. |
Season 5, Episode 14: Communists in the CupboardOriginal Air Date—3 December 1988The money that René and the gang have robbed from the bank turns out to be from Herr Flick, which makes René very nervous. |
Season 5, Episode 15: Forged Francs & FishsellersOriginal Air Date—10 December 1988Herr Flick tries to find his forged stolen money by selling fish in the town square with Von Smallhausen. |
Season 5, Episode 16: The Exploding BedpanOriginal Air Date—17 December 1988Monsieur Alphonse is in the hands of the Gestapo and because they fear he might talk and give them away, the colonel and Gruber want him dead. |
Season 5, Episode 17: FeathersOriginal Air Date—24 December 1988When Helga tells Von Strohm the stolen money was false, he thinks up a plan to get rid of the money and captain Bertorelli. |
Season 5, Episode 18: Leclerc Against the WallOriginal Air Date—31 December 1988Herr Flick has arrested monsieur Leclerc and lets it be known he will be shot if the stolen Gestapo money isn't returned. |
Season 5, Episode 19: Christmas PuddingsOriginal Air Date—7 January 1989To prevent the Germans from getting it, the resistance will bring 1,000 kilo of explosives to René, disguised as 500 Christmas puddings. |
Season 5, Episode 20: Mines Away!Original Air Date—14 January 1989Herr Flick knows where the land mines are and, with Von Smallhausen, hides in them to arrest resistance members when they pick the mines up. |
Season 5, Episode 21: All AboardOriginal Air Date—21 January 1989After hearing yet another absurd plan of Michelle, René has had it and plans to take the train to Switzerland with Yvette and the paintings. |
Season 5, Episode 22: The Geneva ExpressOriginal Air Date—28 January 1989Many mishaps on the Geneva Express where Edith, Mimi and Yvette want René and the Germans and the Gestapo want the paintings. |
Season 5, Episode 23: EnigmaOriginal Air Date—4 February 1989René and his personnel have to impersonate the Excelsior Quartet at the château. |
Season 5, Episode 24: Renewing the VowsOriginal Air Date—11 February 1989Monsieur Alphonse has proposed to Edith and René is scared he'll lose the café and the gold in the cuckoo's clock, so he decides to marry Edith. |
Season 5, Episode 25: The Big FlushOriginal Air Date—18 February 1989Michelle gives René the Enigma machine and tells him to put it in a wine barrel and throw it in the sewer where a British submarine awaits it. |
Season 5, Episode 26: Enigma's EndOriginal Air Date—25 February 1989Because they have been unable to get the Enigma machine to England, the Resistance has thought up a plan to get some British Intelligence people to Nouvion. |
Season 6
Season 6, Episode 1: Rene's GhostOriginal Air Date—2 September 1989The Resistance is building a communication center in the empty grave of René's twin brother and madame Fanny announces she's going to marry Ernest Leclerc. |
Season 6, Episode 2: It's Raining ItaliansOriginal Air Date—9 September 1989The Gestapo wants to find the headquarters of the Resistance by pretending to be shot-down British airmen. |
Season 6, Episode 3: The Goose and the SubmarineOriginal Air Date—16 September 1989Von Klinkerhoffen doesn't trust the Gestapo at all and orders Helga to marry Herr Flick so she can keep an eye on him. |
Season 6, Episode 4: Rescuing the AirmenOriginal Air Date—23 September 1989The British airmen have been captured by the Germans. Michelle has a plan to get them. So does the Gestapo. |
Season 6, Episode 5: Intelligence OfficersOriginal Air Date—30 September 1989 |
Season 6, Episode 6: The FenceOriginal Air Date—7 October 1989Herr Flick wants the painting to sell it to obtain money so he can flee. So do the German officers. |
Season 6, Episode 7: Fanny's WeddingOriginal Air Date—14 October 1989The wedding of Ernest and madame Fanny is a cover for the plan to get the British airmen to England by barrage balloon. |
Season 6, Episode 8: The Flying BedOriginal Air Date—21 October 1989Von Strohm, Gruber, Helga and Bertorelli call General Von Flockenstoffen to deal with a mad General Von Klinkerhoffen, who wants to blow up the town. |
Season 7
Season 7, Episode 1: Von Flockenstuffen in CommandOriginal Air Date—5 January 1991Madame Fanny and Ernest Leclerc are being arrested after stealing a motor bike and smashing through a road block. |
Season 7, Episode 2: Free at Last!Original Air Date—12 January 1991 |
Season 7, Episode 3: Eloping to EnglandOriginal Air Date—19 January 1991General Von Klinkerhoffen wants to give René a collaboration medal. |
Season 7, Episode 4: Hello HansOriginal Air Date—26 January 1991In England, René and Edith see Captain Hans Geering again. |
Season 7, Episode 5: Lines of CommunicationOriginal Air Date—2 February 1991General Von Klinkerhoffen wants to restart the local newspaper for Nazi propaganda. René should run it. |
Season 7, Episode 6: The Spirit of NouvionOriginal Air Date—9 February 1991René and the gang, as well as the colonel, Gruber and Bertorelli plan to steal the painting from Herr Flick. |
Season 7, Episode 7: A Barrel Full of AirmenOriginal Air Date—16 February 1991 |
Season 7, Episode 8: Stuck!Original Air Date—23 February 1991 |
Season 7, Episode 9: The Ice Cream TruckOriginal Air Date—2 March 1991 |
Season 7, Episode 10: The Gypsy CarnivalOriginal Air Date—16 March 1991 |
Season 8
Season 8, Episode 0: Episode #8.0Original Air Date—24 December 1991 |
Season 8, Episode 1: Episode #8.1Original Air Date—5 January 1992 |
Season 8, Episode 2: Episode #8.2Original Air Date—12 January 1992 |
Season 8, Episode 3: Episode #8.3Original Air Date—19 January 1992When Michelle hears Hitler and Göring will be coming to Nouvion, she plans to blow them up. Meanwhile, it's René's birthday. |
Season 8, Episode 4: Episode #8.4Original Air Date—26 January 1992The colonel and Gruber decide to make a down payment on the ransom while Helga is still trying to get Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen out of jail. |
Season 8, Episode 5: Episode #8.5Original Air Date—2 February 1992Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen face the firing squad for robbing the pay truck. |
Season 8, Episode 6: Episode #8.6Original Air Date—9 February 1992Von Klinkerhoffen orders René and Edith to dress up as Hitler and Göring pretending to leave town so he can catch any Resistance group that tries to attack them. |
Season 8, Episode 7: Episode #8.7Original Air Date—1 March 1992After the colonel and Gruber find out Von Klinkerhoffen will get the photo of Gruber with the painting, they plan to flee to Spain. |
Season 9
Season 9, Episode 1: Episode #9.1Original Air Date—9 November 1992The colonel and Gruber's escape plan went awry and they now want to make general Von Klinkerhoffen believe the Resistance had kipnapped them. |
Season 9, Episode 2: Episode #9.2Original Air Date—16 November 1992While everybody thinks he's dead, René is kept underground in the hide-out of the communist Resistance as a love slave. |
Season 9, Episode 3: Episode #9.3Original Air Date—23 November 1992Taking advantage of the fact the Germans think René is dead, Michelle has planned for him to go to England to help the British win the war. |
Season 9, Episode 4: Episode #9.4Original Air Date—30 November 1992Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen plan to kidnap Yvette and Mimi, dress up like them and, using their keys, go to the café to search for the painting. |
Season 9, Episode 5: Episode #9.5Original Air Date—7 December 1992While René and the others make the final preparations for the parade, the general, the colonel and Gruber - during a game of golf - discuss the plot to blow up Hitler. |
Season 9, Episode 6: Episode #9.6
Original Air Date—14 December 1992taken by www.imdb.com
